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Roadie Swipe

Verb: the action taken to procure a new Video Game, Knowing damn well you don't have enough money in the bank..
Bank: Yo Ben are you getting COD MW3 tonight?
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...
by Uncle Flizzy November 8, 2011
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snorkel sniper

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles
Little Johnny said his friend is a snorkel sniper.
by Mrssc October 23, 2013
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bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
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skank sniper

A guy who goes to a bar/club/party and successfully nails multiple high-value targets (girls) in one night.
by JonFuckingSnow April 12, 2014
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Yolo Swipe

Blindly swiping right or tapping like in Tinder to everything and everyone without regard to how attractive or unattractive the persons profile displays.
Derp: Dude, you just swiped right on that wildabeast!
Yolo Swiper: Yeah fuck it, I'm yolo swiping. If we match, I'll filter her out later.
yolo Tinder swipe
by hammertime03131987 November 7, 2014
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Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
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nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner
I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose
by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015
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