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Sean

Typically the name of someone who could suck the shine of a spoon.
Man 1 : hey didnt you get a blow job of sean last week.

Man 2 : yeah he took my foreskin clean off and I came so hard I shat myself!
by Bruce the boost December 29, 2023
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Sean Snow Storm

That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.
"Hey bro, why you hanging with my girl like a Sean Snow Storm is about to hit"
by EmKayJ January 24, 2023
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Sean

A synonym for "ape".
Omg! Looks it's a big hairy Sean!
by ueu38 November 24, 2021
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Sean

Nasty digusting drop dead ugly, only thing he is kind of good at is fortnite because he doesnt get off
dude, sean, what are you doing.
Bro sean, why did you fricking do that, bro!
by seansonford December 28, 2023
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Sean

hym is the dragon!
weve got to locate hym!
"can we talk to hym?"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"
by Krkič April 10, 2019
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Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world
by Beanol April 28, 2025
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