Man 1 : hey didnt you get a blow job of sean last week.
Man 2 : yeah he took my foreskin clean off and I came so hard I shat myself!
Man 2 : yeah he took my foreskin clean off and I came so hard I shat myself!
by Bruce the boost December 29, 2023

That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.
by EmKayJ January 24, 2023

Nasty digusting drop dead ugly, only thing he is kind of good at is fortnite because he doesnt get off
by seansonford December 28, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

"can we talk to hym?"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"
by Krkič April 10, 2019

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
by Beanol April 28, 2025
