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Sally Williams 

Sally Williams is an 8 year old creepypasta. She has long, brown hair and green eyes. She wears a torn, dirty, and bloodstained pink dress. Sally is known for killing her uncle that raped her. "Come play with me" is a phrase she uses.
Person: "Who are you? Why are you in my house?"
Sally Williams:"Come play with me"
Sally Williams by _.killjoy._ December 17, 2016

Back Alley Sally 

Do you take me for some back alley Sally? Fuck off.

Tom here was fucking some back alley Sally last night.

Sillyism 

Sillyism is a holy religion THAT IS TO BE RESPECTED and the point of the religion is to always be silly

the religious tex states:
1.Be Silly whenever humanly possible

if you want to join first you MUST subscribe to Max Fosh then raise your right hand then put your left hand up and wave them like you just dont care then you must repeat after me I swear that i will be silly for the rest of my life. I swear that I will sit at the front of the bus and pretend like you are the driver. I promise if your friend puts too much sugar in their tea you must reply do you want any tea with that sugar. I promise to make all dental appointments at 2:30. I am a silly billy, I eat silly sausages I promise that I will be silly at every opportunity.
Person 1: What relgion are you?
Person 2: I am a part of sillyism making me a silly billy
Sillyism by A Silly Billy November 14, 2022

Sally The salamander 

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!
Sally The salamander by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020

Silky eyes 

The eyes that a member of the opposite sex subconciously gives you that makes you feel as if they want to marry you, buy you a house, and have babies with you.
He was totes giving you silky eyes while we played Dutch Blitz the other night.
Silky eyes by Barly Behr June 19, 2011

sillyism 

The philosophical belief that life is a massive shitpost and our purpose is to be as silly as possible
See john over there? yes. giggling at the dinosaur plush. he's on his sillyism arc.
sillyism by floofer~ June 14, 2023