Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

side-boob

Sideboob is the registered trademark of a fashion line by the company Some Brand in Germany (www.sideboob.de). The name Sideboob originates from their renowned shirts with deep and wide side cutouts, which allow a view of the female and male breast seen from the side.

I love these SIDEBOOB Shirts, because they allow a nice view of her breast from the side. Show some side-boob!

by Zischerio August 30, 2013

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

by blobdo April 4, 2015

side fur

when you have a bush of pubic hair hanging out of your underware.

Samantha you have side fur when you wear your bikini.

by Richard_dick May 27, 2015

Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.

Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills

by Rex'smissingfat July 15, 2015