dopamine shuffle

the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media

Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle

by DOPEshow April 2, 2025

starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Ashkenazi shuffle

An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.

"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."

by Canyon Writer July 8, 2024

Georgia Shuffle

The act of candidates dropping out of a race and declaring candidacy in another race for the purpose of a more complex and elaborate political plan. A Georgia Shuffle usually includes three or more candidates.

Donald Trump's endorsement of Vernon Jones in GA-10 was part of a Georgia Shuffle.

by PatrickWitt April 6, 2022