Safety

1. A friend who goes on a first date with you, in case it goes bad.

2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.

3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.

1. "Hey, i'm going on this date wit guy I met the other day. Will you go with me to be my safety?"
"Again?"
"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"
"Ok, fine."

2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"

3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"
"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"
"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"
"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"

by Korraahhh December 6, 2006

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salty nigga

a cracker who acts black but really everyone knows isnt and is the whitest white boy you will ever meet generally quick to be violent thinks he knows it all but dont know shit and is always putting on a front and thinks theyre hard shit when really there soft.

"geeze my boy lance is such a salty nigga"

by gOD 321 December 14, 2009

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Salty Wench

Women only....
retarded,stupid,idiotic,no sence of brains or morals..
total dumbass

tierney you are such a salty wench!!!

by ClutchKid August 21, 2009

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Salty dog

When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.

Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

by JustinOther September 30, 2007

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