Hashtag retard (noun)
1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.
2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.
1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.
2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.
(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?
(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".
(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".
by Mr. Big Dawwwg September 13, 2013
Get the hashtag retardmug. below the normal level of retardation
by spork January 30, 2003
Get the sub-retardationmug. The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
by MitchNLauren November 7, 2011
Get the Retard Timemug. Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.
Bob: My teeth are killing me.
Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.
Bob: I don't wanna go.
Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.
Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.
Bob: I don't wanna go.
Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.
by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009
Get the Dentally retardedmug. The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.
by Unbalanced June 6, 2009
Get the Retarded flamingomug. A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
Get the this is fucking retardedmug. When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011
Get the turbo-retardedmug.