shotty rape

The act of forcefully blowing a shotgun from a blunt to an individual who is either unwilling or unable to receive a proper shotgun.

AG: Yo, Jon is passed out, let's shotty rape him!!

Joe: Get the bullet! (shotgun device)

Jon: aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh (cough, cough)

by Kottonmouth Kringle December 4, 2009

weight raped

when u wake up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been raped

when you are gettin drunk and the next thing you remember is waking up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been weight raped

by Bluntkiller from 207 July 5, 2009

wall raping

the act of masturbating using a wall. Something only an Asian would think of doing. Usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. I would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a bitch. You rub yourself up and down on the wall until you ejaculate. May leave a stain. Not recommended unless your name is Ben.

Me: "Hey Ben, did you know Cody has never jacked off?"
Ben: "I only have twice."
Me: "Wtf really?!"
Ben: "Yah, and once was with a wall."
Me: "omg thats not normal, wouldn't that be considered wall raping?"
Ben: "..."
Me: "How is that even possible?!"
Ben: explains to me
Me: "That's crazy shit right there!"

by Chaz Rouflab February 4, 2009

rape missle

Another name for a male's genitalia, or the male sex organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and making important life decisions. One of two things men keep after a divorce.

Whenever walking through the park late at night, watch out for men firing off their rape missles.

by Wilson F. October 23, 2007

poop rape

The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.

Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.

"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"

by Ronda poooppppp December 30, 2005

Jamie Rape

When your mother/father forces you to put on your PJs.

Even though you refuse to cooperate they still manage to make you put on your jameis.
.................................................................................................................................

Mommy: Time for Beddy Bye

Harold: I don't wanna

Mommy: Come over here and put on your jameis

Harold: Make Me!!

Mommy: You asked for it!!!!

(Grunting Noise/Squealing)

Harold: Help!! Help!! Jamie Rape!!!

by BOSOX2007 March 16, 2010

ass-rape

To shove your cock in another's ass with extream malice.

You fucken bitch! I will teach your cheating ass! im going to ass-rape you!

by brian-p October 29, 2007