Riley & Sam

Two wholesome men who get along really well. Maybe a bit too well. They love spending time with each other and spanking Jamie's ass - who's a cute twink that loves to goon to furry porn.

Noa - "Yo those fellas over there are such a Riley & Sam!"

Jamie - "What do you mean by that?"

Noa - "They touching each other in public! Theres even children walking past but they dont care!"

Jamie - "I love furry porn"

by Gooner Mark August 10, 2025

riley g

big hunky sexy handsome guy that attracts all the men

"woah look over there, is that riley g?"
"yeah man that is, look at how handsome he is."

by Penis900" June 7, 2022

riley freeman

An adorable gangsta who will be my husband when he’s older

Me: “Riley freeman is so cool!!”
Rando: “Who’s riley?”
Me: “Nigga.. you don’t know who riley is??”
Rando: “No”
Me: Riley is the best character from boondocks

by ariwatts! April 22, 2023

Riley

Tuche puzzy cat

Riley is such a truck 696969

by AmanWhoCanShit June 7, 2022

riley

gramer natzi is really smart and funny. she stole youre boyfriend with crabs named matt and is assitant to the chickadai prime minister but walks around calling herself deputy pee em.

akika (that girl who isnt japanese): hey riley
riley: thats deputy pee em to you

by Xylo February 13, 2018

Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.

One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch

by Aurora11223345<on snap May 1, 2020

Riley

Riley is a person who doesn't like any source of meat. She is scared of bouncy balls. She is a good friend. She is a nice person. When she laughs she makes you want to laugh as well. She tends to be scared of alot of things, but she is very emotional. When you make her mad she decides to shin kick you. She is a midget. She can cry when there is nothing to cry about. And she pee her pants once in a while

Is that Riley she always tends to cry

by Jdjrjbfsirnisnrbee February 6, 2022