Maple Queef

When A Girl Queefs and It Smells Like Maple Syrup

Yummy! Her Maple Queef Smelled Like Maple Syrup

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Master Queef

a nick-name given to the main characer of the HALO series games, master chief. It is normally used by people who either hate the game or find it to be gay. The name first appeared after the release of HALO 3.

stop jerking off to master queef and get a life.

by Fatty For Hire April 5, 2009

dust queef

A gaseous vaginal discharge from a source that has not maintained itself for the last 15 years, to the point where it has gathered dust.

Andy went down on Raven and she blasted him in the face with a dust queef

by dec0de December 19, 2006

King Queef

When a person blows air into the vagina and then pushes down on her lower abdomene releasing one of the biggest queefs you will ever hear!

She could not believe that I gave her a King Queef!

by T__ucker January 19, 2010

Re-queef

Blowing air into the vagina during cunnilingus then inhaling it as it queefs out and repeating the process.

Kristina let me re-queef her. What a dirty slut!!

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

Lumpy Queef

This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.

The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.

Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!

Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!

Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...

by Styger aka Bus Wanker July 17, 2009

Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.

After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.

by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010