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punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.
The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.
by 191704812123 August 24, 2009
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beetus punch

A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.
I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.
by zackaryn September 10, 2010
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club punching

The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.
"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"

Translation:

I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.
by Club Puncher 69 October 9, 2006
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Powers Punch

(noun) the feeling a male gets when his jaw hits the floor as a result of being told his now ex-girlfriend is pregnant as a result of their break-up nooky
man, when she told me she was late for her monthly visit from aunt flo, i had a powers punch
by just meeeee December 21, 2008
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Frog Punch

A punch with a closed fist and one knuckle sticking up.
"I got a frog punch in the leg, ow"
by TheOnlyMikeZ April 16, 2010
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punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.
My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.
by Max O June 19, 2006
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Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.
"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair
by Rob5678 April 3, 2007
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