Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

South Pork

A term used as a substitute for anal sex.

"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"

"Anyone want some south pork?"

by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022

pork chop hill

The act of having sex with a fat, greasy women.

I took that bitch to Pork Chop Hill

by MacDaddyHatesFrankie February 21, 2017

pork funion

Meat ring.

That Thai food really hurt my pork funion.

by Erbnsintax March 29, 2016

Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

blew pork

the past tense of blow pork (see definition)

markex clarkex: i blew pork all over ur moms face
raniel staniel: no u

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022