Pork Pie

This is a side dish that would come in your wabash hearty meal alongside a pot roast and baked potato. You could get these at the wackle wally huckle berry farm in Snoqualmie run by Michael Pickton up until 94'. He would get his pork for his pork pies sourced from his uncles pig farm headed north on the interstate to canada where his uncle Robert Pickton lived. Thisa Rob pic guy just so happened to be one of canadas worst cereal killer's and if you were an unlucky rat bastard you might just find a piece of a hooker in your pork pie. (He ground up hookers on his pig farm causing cross contamination). After this discovery on the news MikPIk went to see the eternal worm in connietcut while there he got caught in cross fire during a certain school shooting (NOt naming any names but the perpetrators name rhymes with Ldam Aanza). if THEY TOOTS YOUR HORN.

Batu Khan: Hey Eric you ever had a Pork pie in your Wabash Hearty Meal? Turns out you might've ingested an escort!!!!
Eric Klebold: Holy shit really??? Dude I need to tell Dylan about this. Hey Dylan!
Dylan Harris: Yeah?
Eric Klebold: Bro you might've eaten a hooker!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Harris: EWWWW time to go to that one school next a reservoir and do something there if you catch my drift. Before that do you wanna go fishing a tilapia with me Eric?
Eric Klebold: Sure thing man we might run into Ldam Aanza though.
Dylan Harris: Yeah that's OK(C) he sounds like a cool guy.
Dylan Harris: We should to the Okaloosa County Prison and visit my buddy Fat Mike there. I heard he urinated in a sink one time, while sa(ndy)ying he wouldn't mind (hook)ing up with some plumpies on stage.
Eric Klebold: Plumpies? You mean plumbine?
Michael Pickton: Quit yimmer yammerin and get back to Mr. P. Murrahs class you dumb dirty sick motherfucks!

Eric Klebold and Dylab Harris: Yes sir. Thank you sir.
Batu Khan: намайг Бат хаан гэдэг.
Rob Pick: Owchie this broomstick handle really hurts. I don't like grinding up hookers because it really hurts. I heard Adam Lanza is gay.

Part 2 Coming Soon. Find out what Dylan and Eric do at the reservoir.

by Mongolian Enthusiast September 2, 2025

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Pineapple Pork Stick

When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.

What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick

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Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013

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