pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.

Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!

by aGamer... November 20, 2013

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pizza loving

The feeling to have to marry a pizza and have pizza kids

I suffer from pizza loving

by Mom fucker 101 January 25, 2017

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Pizza Fridays

On elementary and high school we got pizza every Friday. It was called Pizza Fridays.

"Mom, don't pack my lunch today.. Im gonna eat the school lunch.. it's Pizza Fridays!"

by Every night February 13, 2022

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Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

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An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.

When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".

by t-boy January 17, 2018

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