Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.

Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

Or

Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

piss wrangler

someone who tries to catch there piss in a jar.

Ha Ha you aren't a good piss wrangler!

by Fro Man August 11, 2007

Luxuary Piss

When you only need a piss but you just sit on the toilet anyway because its relaxing and nice.

Where you going? I'm going for a luxuary piss.

by ALLIWANTISBANGBANGBANG September 05, 2011

swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 02, 2022

witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term

Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"

by Tobytyke February 20, 2021

Fax Piss

When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.

Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!

by SiBaritone July 02, 2012

Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid May 04, 2012