Phillip

A zesty pedophile who likes to take advantage of younger boys and only boys. It is also someone who has a micro-penis, approximately 3cm when hard.

You are such a Phillip

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025

Philipism

'philipism' is a small locally based religious/cultist belief based around philip the racoon from Gainsborough poundstrecher followed by the local cadet force and some schools however it is gradually being branched out all followers of this chosen faith are called 'philipists'.

Person 1-''oh hey what religion are you''
Person 2- ''im a philipist what about you''
person 1- ''none I'm an Atheist what is a philipist? I've never heard of it''
person 2- ''it is the follower of a small locally based religion called philipism its quite new and up and coming''

by jn8272 April 23, 2025

Philip H. Anselmo

A really awesome and sexy dude that gets blamed for a bunch of bullshit and has a bunch of allegations put onto him because of his drunken antics. For example, the drunken/maybe high white power incident and nazi salute, that he did cuz he was pissed. He also gets blamed for his late best buddy, Dimebag Darrell’s, death on December 8th, 2004. The two had some tension at the time and Dime was killed on stage by a dipshit psycho, sadly enough.

Ignorant pisshead: URGHHH!! I HATE PHILIP H. ANSELMO CUZ HE’S A NAZI AND A RACIST!

me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔

by flame01 June 16, 2025

Phillip

A very hot man who will surely sex you up

Why do they call you Phillip?
Phillip: Because I will fill up those fallopian tubes

by Phil-678 August 20, 2025

Philip

A stupid cuck that is ment to be a male stripper, most Philip is the type of that sucks dick every day for breakfest name that walks into a room already apologizing for existing. Like bro, your name literally means “horse lover”—were your parents hoping you’d grow up neighing at people? Every time someone says “Philip,” I can’t help but imagine some dude in khaki shorts, tucked-in polo, and socks pulled up to his knees, lecturing kids about the importance of coasters. It’s a name that thinks it’s classy but just screams “discount prince who got exiled from the royal family.” Honestly, Philip sounds like the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes before anyone else does, and then asks if you’ve heard about his coin collection. Lmao, imagine being named Philip—you already lost the moment you were born.

oh philip?
yeah philip that gay guy that sucks dick

by m14x_ September 3, 2025

Philips HDR612

The TiVo that sits in a basement that just won’t die. It has been flooded before and powers up every time. Has two loud 30GB hard drives to record.

How the hell is all of my other shit destroyed, but my Philips HDR612 works?

by JannRickles December 21, 2025

Chris Phillips

Noun, Verb, Adjective:
Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris

Using Noun:

Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!

Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.

Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.

by It`sChrisPhillips!! December 9, 2011