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Phantomgasim

Sneezing, farting and cumming at the same time
She sucked my pee-pee so good that I had a phantomgasim
by Witchymomma January 21, 2023
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Phantom-plug

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)
After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug
by Alikaza! March 7, 2023
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Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.
Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”
by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Phantom High

A phantom high is a withdrawal you may experience after being clean on many narcotics
Dude I had the weirdest phantom high that felt so real
by stanstan300 June 25, 2023
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Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
by 4uffin July 5, 2023
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