Period Party

A party held on the anniversary of someone getting their period. Usually just like a regular party, but with a lot of red theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)

"Hey Sammy, are you coming to my Period Party this weekend?"
"No."

by ImaBigNerd December 10, 2023

Period Pearl

A blood clot formed within thy vaginal tract in the shape of a pearl.

Flavor your chicken soup with a period pearl.

by FTWW December 14, 2023

Period

The horror a girl has to face every month. Every girl goes through this hell that ends on its own and makes girls want to die. But we preserve through all the pain and try to make it out alive. We got this ladies!

“It’s that time of the month again”
“Omg I’m sooo sorry you have your period”

by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek December 1, 2018

periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.

Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard

by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018

Period party

A double cranberry vodka

Bartender may I please order a period party?

by Srhnew8 August 20, 2017

Master Period

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.

My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"

by Beatsilver October 19, 2018