Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

Grassing Bitch

Alex Jones

Al you grassing bitch!

by Wallyplonker November 25, 2018

Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.

At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.

by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017

Grass Honky

Derogatory term for a white redneck located in a prairie/grassland

The grids get dangerous after dark; all the grass honkies start their migration home from the bar

"If America don't come 'round, we got to burn it down. You better get some guns, brother. The only thing the grass honky respects is a gun."

by Cornbread Fred June 22, 2023

The Grass is Blue

A point someone admits they’re arguing just to argue with no intent of coming out with a valid point. Basically someone who thinks they’re always right.

Person 1: I proved you wrong like 3 times stop arguing
Person 2: the grass is blue bro

by alanipinkslush25 March 27, 2025

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass. Unheard of by mcyt Twitter.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about minecraft block men again.. let’s go outside and touch some grass, yeah?

by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021

grass japs

Vietnam fighters who fought in the Vietnam’s war.

Timmy’s ancestors were grass japs.

by Grassjap February 27, 2018