when your at dxl and the big back worker bends over for no reason in front of you and his massive brown greasy skidmark makes your lunch start to come back out, then his little head turns back an makes eye contact and then you realize its some kind of public fecal fascination
i was shopping at dxl and i needed help finding some shoes and the employee was eager to assist, then he bent over and turned his big back my way as he bent over to show everyone his poop lined gravy skid down the crack of his britches
by no roads March 8, 2025
Get the gravy skidmug. When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
Get the Gravy Trumpetmug. by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020
Get the Toilet Gravymug. by Niff July 25, 2016
Get the Gravy Canonmug. A diaper filled to the edges with liquid poop from an infant who doesn't eat solid foods yet. Gravy boats also apply to diaper wearing adults.
by DJdaddy April 24, 2019
Get the Gravy Boatmug. Tom and Alex, two amigos chatting during COVID19
Tom "hermano, did you hear the news?"
Alex "news... don't listen to the news! Its never gravy"
Tom "your right,.., lets get out for a surf"
Alex "gravy"
Tom "hermano, did you hear the news?"
Alex "news... don't listen to the news! Its never gravy"
Tom "your right,.., lets get out for a surf"
Alex "gravy"
by JP1102 April 13, 2020
Get the gravymug. mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
Get the Mattress Gravymug.