Change

Something no one likes to experience

Sally said,

Oh my God why are you changing Laura?? This isn't the person I became best friends with!

Laura replies,

Sally, relax, I am growing as a person and maturing and am happy about it, why can't you accept change?

by Violet Baudelaire April 27, 2017

Bosnian Bottle Change

When you are getting a handy and as you're about to cum she grabs a strap on and enters you unexpectedly

I was with my girl the other night and she surprised me with the ol Bosnian Bottle Change

by Hurricane Sandy September 25, 2022

change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018

chang

Slang for cocaine (london).

'Did too much chang.. so i was in bed til the alarm went off'

by AJK23 July 6, 2021

Dooky change

1) An amount of money that is less than a dollar, consisting of coins.

2) An undesirable amount of change that you can't really buy anything with.

A)
"Yeah, I was standing at the counter and she handed me back some Dooky change. What am I supposed to do with that?"

B)
Person 1- "Let's go to the strip club!"
Person 2- "No way man those girls aren't worth Dooky change."

by Brandon Mc January 16, 2008

Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change

Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.

by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024

Chang

An Asian Chad, a cool Asian guy who is good-looking, confident, muscular and all around a high value guy

Did you see that jacked Asian guy in the gym, he's such a Chang

by merriam.webster.official July 30, 2021