office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

Officer Brent 69

An Eastlake Legend
From 2018-2021 the man himself gave us great quality memes of Eastlake High School. A True Blue Titan!

“Hey Bro did you see Officer Brent 69 new Insta post”

Oh yeah that stuff was hilarious

by Urban49 January 31, 2022

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control

I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain

by J_gogo September 19, 2020

office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.

Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn

by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017

go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.

I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

by Homer Formby May 18, 2019

Strange Office

strange office is a group on instagram of 2 cousins named Kaitlyn and Jace who are just trying to make people laugh with youtube videos and funny posts

I STAN STRANGE OFFICE THEY ARE SO FUNNY

by will_the_wise.011 May 13, 2021