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poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it
Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!
by latino14 June 2, 2009
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Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".
Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!
by billybee69 November 24, 2010
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nutshot

the art of shooting ones enemies in the testicles. and/or the only vunerability is being shot in the testicles.
"Hey, i emptied a clip into you and u didnt die fkn cheater!" -reply "u have to shoot me in the nuts, its the only place im vunerable"
by saintjon August 28, 2004
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Nuts Out

To be in a state where your testicles are exposed, visible or otherwise not concealed by your man panties.
"Yo man, don't open the door, I'm nuts out!"
"I went swimming nuts out, it was cold fuck"
"That tranny is always nuts out"
by GrossGeorge March 25, 2009
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chicken nuts

reproductive organs of a chicken. taste delicious when fried in pig fat.
"I want me some good ol' chicken nuts!"
by Chicken McNutty Nuts April 24, 2003
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monkey nuts

by theajay April 11, 2003
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Drop nuts

To get scared and not do sumthing
an example of Drop nuts. If u say your goin to get a chicks number then chicken out at the last second.
by GOSPA March 12, 2008
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