Facebook Cheating

Facebook Cheating is somewhat like emotional cheating, only on Facebook. It's the act of one person in a relationship devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner.

Often Facebook Cheating is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.

This can often result in a Facebook confrontation.

Girl 1: Do you know Marrissa?

Girl 2: Marrisa? My ex-boyfreind was facebook cheating on me with her. He wrote on her wall more than mine!

Girl 1: That's lame man.

by nellygrl October 13, 2009

facebook creepin

term used when someone constantly looks at the same person's facebook and stallks their life like they're in a relationship, but aren't. then trys to decide who is/isn't allowed to be their friends. when in actuallity the one they creep on is in love with another person. and they know it.

i dont even know youu! stop facebook creepin!

by DVPstalker November 22, 2010

Facebook Jail

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021

facebook boosting

verb: similar to call of duty boosting. Liking or commenting on a friends stuff and having them like and comment on your stuff in order to look more popular or get on top news.

Connor and sean are facebook boosting. they i.m. each other asking to like each others status

by sjswag July 17, 2011

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu May 14, 2012

facebook lift

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out

A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.

by Domino123 January 7, 2008

The New Facebook

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.

"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"

by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008