ninjutsu

Ninjutsu is a large collection of different martial arts that was used by ninja. The ninja used 18 different martial arts called Ninja Juhakkei. These martial arts are...
Seishin-teki kyoyo(spiritual refinement)
Taijutsu(unarmed combat)
Ninjaken(sword techniques)
Bojutsu(stick and staff fighting techniques)
Shuriken(throwing blade technique)
Sojutsu(spear fighting)
Naginatajutsu(halberd fighting)
Kusarigamajustu(sickle and chain techniques)
Kayakujutsu(pyrotechnics and explosives)
Hensojutsu(disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri(stealth and infiltration techniques)
Bajutsu(horsemanship)
Sui-ren(methods involving water)
Boryaku(military strategy and political manipulation)
Choho(espionage)
Intonjutsu(concealment and escape methods)
Tenmon(meterology, zoology)
Chimon(geography, zoology)
Also thngs like chakra is complete crap, and ninja weren't magical. This is something from the old days because many people didn't understand how ninja did their jobs.

There are some other martial arts that ninja used like using bow and arrows and medicine making but the Ninja Juhakkei are the main ones used and the ones that make up ninjutsu.

by nathan676 March 1, 2008

Ninjad

When trying to respond to a comment on a chat room, only for someone to comment before you, making your comment lose it's original Context. Depending on the intermediary comment, this can have some humorous results

Dave: Anyone wanna play The new X-Box Game?

Sanders: How about some Dick?
George: ^^ Yeah, I'd want in on that
Sanders: Lol, Gay!
Dave: haha, dude, you got ninjad!

by Bongos222 May 6, 2014

ninja foot

The effect produced by a woman's tight clothes conforming to the shape of her vulva. Often seen in bathing suits, or other spandex-like form fitting clothing. Named for the phenomenon's visual resemblance to the stockinged foot of a ninja wearing sandals.

See also: wordcamel toe/word

by Ninja Bob June 20, 2003

ninja awesome

more awesome than regular awesome, to a higher degree of awesome than the average member of society, of or having a high ninjaucity

Jason Kowalski is ninja awesome.
The Philadelphia Eagles are not ninja awesome.

by jKOWAL: master of mayhem November 9, 2005

Mormon Ninja

Person of the Mormon Faith who excellls in everything they do and has above average or superior skills in most anything they do. from athletics, music, work, and everything else.

He is such a mormon ninja. everything he does he is good at.

"you can't beat a mormon ninja at anything"

by Id_spud May 26, 2008

ninja porn

verb: The act of hiding pornographic content in otherwise innocuous material, such as letters or web pages, with the intent of surprising or shocking the recipient.

noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.

Sample Ninja Porn: "The funniest thing happened to me the other day. I went to Fatburger to get lunch. While I was there, I overheard a conversation in the next line over about how breathless, panting gasps accentuated the rhythm of their bodies, writhing together while intertwined in an animal embrace. Though I was intrigued, I decided that the #1 combo was too expensive; I ended up getting just the normal hamburger and a cup of water."

verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!

noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!

by Stephen Anthony Uy December 15, 2008

VAG ninja

An obsessive fan of Volkswagen Audi Group cars who can remember all the part numbers for his Golf GTi MK2 off the top of his head.

Don't make fun of his sheddy Golf, he's a VAG Ninja!

by crank_case July 24, 2008