Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

Mr. Fuller

A fat meatball that likes to look at underage peaches. Also like to talk about owning slaves. Might be Italian.

Did you see Mr. Fuller look at that underage peach while he was goin on about slaves?

by Yeetafius42069 January 24, 2020

mr palmer

a gay man married to a magnificent french fellow, he is also a pimp, who goes under many other names such as fletch, aidan, the gandhi waffle and gay justin.

person 1: I can't talk right now I need to go see my pimp.
person 2: The one that is married to that french fellow?
person 1: yes, goes by the name of mr palmer
person 2: but i thought his name was fletch
person 1: shh, we don't speak of his other names.

by scumbeater141 November 15, 2013

Mrs gillison

Is prehistoric and is a bitch she claps your cheeks if she tells you to go in the hall and might even try to rape you

Damn did you see Mrs gillison she is old asl

by Bigchungis_101 February 2, 2020

mrs spencer

a fucking asshole of a teacher, and does too much cocaine

mrs spencer is a fucking asshole

by mrhannadoestoomuchcocaine April 8, 2019

Mr Hooper

A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.

"ewwwwwwwwwwww"
"what's wrong"
"I stepped on a mr hooper lying on the ground"

by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023

Mr Woody

another name for a boner

dude she was so hot as soon as i saw her i had mr woody in my pants again

by Elbert McBaath August 5, 2011