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Motor Mount

When you pick a girl off the ground and fuck her in the ass while ruthlessly forcing her to gargle motor oil
Last night we did the Motor Mount in the garage
by WigglesForLife June 17, 2020
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Strawberry mountain

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021
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Fuck Mountain

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.
by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021
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Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
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Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023
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Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.
Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.
by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023
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Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."
by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013
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