Mole

A short person with red hair, usually found in the burrows of their beds, and can be at times very violent!

She is such a mole!

by lil_k March 2, 2011

mole toke

A bong toke consisting of marijuana and tobacco. Also called a yacht.

Dude where's the mole bong? I want to take a mole toke.

by PEEEEEEEter November 13, 2011

Mobligation

The need to log into your mobile games to perform a series of small pointless tasks.

I was supposed to go out last night, but I spent 5 hours on my mobligations instead. Damn you Clash of Clans!

by SrCabeza September 29, 2015

Mobile Fuck Hut

not to be confused with pizza hut, slut. A mobile fuck hut is when you have sexy time in the back of a Dodge Ram Wagon 2500 Passenger Extended Van while in motion.

Logan Slimcock: bro bout to get sauced by this squinty eye scrotum licker fire up the mobile fuck hut

Juggalo Doug: Beer me my keys, destination pound town

Logan Slimcock : my dicks like a rubix cube she'll never figure out how to jerk me off

by Nicky Freeze420 June 10, 2018

mobile crazy

Spending more than $14.99 in microtransactions on a mobile game.

Wow, you spent $15 on a mobile game? You're going mobile crazy over there.

by Ricktron3000 July 16, 2018

Grats Mobile

1. A figurative vehicle one "rides on" after doing something "1337". This word is often preceded by the phrase "take a ride on (the)". "Grats Mobile" is also used frequently in a sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone who claims to have accomplished something great, but in actually has accomplished nothing noteworthy.


2. A vehicle that is so dilapidated and/or fugly that it is funny.

Noobhata: LOLZ i pwned that nublar!1! roflcakes!!11!!!1!

Pureownaged00d: Take a ride on the Grats Mobile,loser. That took no skill!

by MattW August 27, 2005

de Mole

A name coined upon the purchase of a pair of Ajax football shorts in 2005 by MD. Based on a combination of a fictional player on PES and an employee for Endemol... Jon de Mole. Contrary to popular belief, the shorts neither improve one's football skills or sexual prowess.

Dave.... looking pasty in the de Moles

What you wearing today? Smashing up the de Moles?

Mega. Bird said she fancied me as I was wearing the de Moles.....

by Tyskie81 February 3, 2009