Mr. Miles

The funny thing at Fort Collins High School when the band director got arrested on 4 felony counts of having CP on his phone and sexually touching a 15 year old girl.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Sylvie yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard she got Mr. Miles'd"

by The ball handler March 28, 2025

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 2, 2025

Miles

Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.

NIGGA DONT BE A MILES

by Budging April 29, 2025

Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.

“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"

by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025

Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

Miles

Miles, world's best boyfriend. A big softie with bright blue eyes and a loving personality. Won't hesitate to provide all the love, care, and safety you would need. If you ever meet Miles, go find somebody else! You don't deserve him.

Maddi: "Miles, you look hot today!"
Miles: "fuck you i have a boyfriend."

by Vivi!! June 13, 2025

Mile-high blumpkin

The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.

On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.

by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022