May 30

International Punch anyone who Punched you yesterday twice as Hard!!!

It’s a liberations of Zach’s world Wide on May 30

by Maidchan May 28, 2021

William May

He is thiiicccc

WIlliam May is defined as a thiiicccc boi

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022

May 10

May 10th is national send dick pick day.

Hey its May 10 you have to send me a dick pick!

by itstrueG May 10, 2020

May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

May 11

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021