mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

Mask Catfish

Someone who looks better with a face covering on.

If you take off your mask, and someone is disappointed in how you look, you’re a mask catfish.

by Beacon t September 24, 2021

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

Mask

stupid song by green man dream

thats what the point of the mask is

by bruhmemer September 28, 2021

mask differential

When you meet a new person, who only ever wears a mask, and then you see them without the mask and their disposition and voice do not match with what you thought they’d look like.

Her mask differential was way off, she’s prettier than I thought she would be.

by Teenycupcake October 2, 2021

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022