Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

by Theropod X May 17, 2011

E-mailverstation

The act of having conversations via E-mail.

Netter: Yo, i'm hanging with these RV motorcycle group.
Dude: How'd you meet them?
Netter: I had some E-mailverstations with them, and we decided to meet up.
Dude: Lol, I hope they don't rape you.

by Theguyfromtheplaceintheworld June 5, 2011

stream mail

a succession of emails that one receives.

When he won the match against his opponent who is twice as strong as he is, he literally got a stream mail. He got busy all day replying to the emails.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

voice mailer

1. (v) When you miss a friend's call and when you call them back, it goes to voice mail.

I called Joey back after I missed his call, but he didn't answer, what a voice mailer.

by DaDankPotato May 11, 2016