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Origin: Bob's mom is a innocuous and arbitrary reference to a fictitious mother. Bob's mom acts as a less specific object of "Your Mom" jokes and references. Substitutes may include: Jon's Mom, Mike's Mom, Bill's Mom. Used mostly in the politically correct work environment to allow for kinder and more gentle "Mom" jokes that don't offend anyone in specific. For example:
Aaron: This project is huge and will take commitment and focus to get it done right.
Robert: Heh, just like Bob's Mom.
Aaron: I'm reporting you to HR.
Robert: Who's She?
More recently it is used as an adjective or verb.
adj.
1. used up; cashed; secondhand; second rate.
2. showing age or worn out.
3. Tired.
verb.
1. expend or consume.
2. take advantage of; exploit.
3. to get humiliated (bukkake); pwned; wasted.
Origin: Bob's mom is a innocuous and arbitrary reference to a fictitious mother. Bob's mom acts as a less specific object of "Your Mom" jokes and references. Substitutes may include: Jon's Mom, Mike's Mom, Bill's Mom. Used mostly in the politically correct work environment to allow for kinder and more gentle "Mom" jokes that don't offend anyone in specific. For example:
Aaron: This project is huge and will take commitment and focus to get it done right.
Robert: Heh, just like Bob's Mom.
Aaron: I'm reporting you to HR.
Robert: Who's She?
More recently it is used as an adjective or verb.
adj.
1. used up; cashed; secondhand; second rate.
2. showing age or worn out.
3. Tired.
verb.
1. expend or consume.
2. take advantage of; exploit.
3. to get humiliated (bukkake); pwned; wasted.
-adjective.
1. this beer is bob's-mommed, shoot me another one.
2. bob's-mom jokes are so bob's-mom.
3. Jez, this baseball glove is pretty bob's-mommed.
-verb.
1. Let's go out tonight and get bob's-mommed.
2. Quick! bob's-mom that beer, it's your turn to bat!
3. I bob's-mommed all over her face, then slapped her with a ham sandwich.
1. this beer is bob's-mommed, shoot me another one.
2. bob's-mom jokes are so bob's-mom.
3. Jez, this baseball glove is pretty bob's-mommed.
-verb.
1. Let's go out tonight and get bob's-mommed.
2. Quick! bob's-mom that beer, it's your turn to bat!
3. I bob's-mommed all over her face, then slapped her with a ham sandwich.
by Mark Weber April 23, 2008
Get the bob's-mommug. by yesyesindeedsir March 6, 2022
Get the Ur Mommug. Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom
Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night
Timmy: No, I did your mom
Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night
by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006
Get the Your Mommug. Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
by Kayla and Amber January 20, 2009
Get the Ur Mommug. When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.
whitey #1: ur gay.
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?
by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003
Get the mom battlemug. These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.
by Anonymous July 18, 2004
Get the soccer mommug. A woman who is able to seamlessly raise children, keep a household (as in laundry, cleaning, meals, etc), participate in their activities (sports, scouts, music & dance lessons etc), attend school themselves, maintain a romantic relationship successfully with their significant other, home school their children, maintain complicated hobbies (like making furniture), and sometimes a numerous other activities ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
Doing all of that stuff in one day would exhaust me! I guess she can do it because she's a power mom.
by Jenny Wascher April 8, 2005
Get the power mommug.