The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014
Get the catholic lunchmug. What Tom DuBois will be calling a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich during his visit to prison.
"Now I like to put the jelly inside my ass then, put some of this peanut butter on top of it, I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich but Tom here will be calling it lunch!"
by Aldoweinus January 5, 2023
Get the Lunchmug. Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
by maddie_1873 July 27, 2023
Get the School Lunch In The U.Smug. 
A girl is eating her lunch (or any meal really) and she is shitting it out while you eat the shit. If you please, you may also regurgitate the shit into her mouth and she eats it, shits it out, and the process continues.
by Troxxerman April 30, 2024
Get the Lunchingmug. "School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.
Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.
by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021
Get the School Lunchmug. those ladies at the torture chamber/cafeteria who serves weird ass lunch meals (or good meals but its pretty rare)
person 1: aw man those lunch ladies gave me expired meatballs!
person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch
person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch
by kittycatiez June 10, 2023
Get the lunch ladiesmug.