loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

EXP/load

LITERALLY - explode; or experience overload.

(verb)

1: to exceed ones limit of learning or understanding.

(noun)

2: an instance of exceeding the limit of ones knowledge or skill level.

3: someone or something that causes and overload of knowledge or understanding.

(transitive verb) - EXP/loaded; EXP/loads

(adjective) - EXP/loadable

- If she has one more fetish, then I'm going to EXP/load! (like, "explode")

- Watching professionals play StarCraft is an EXP/load. (literally, "experience overload")

- UrbanDictionary.com could be the biggest EXP/loader on the internet that's not a porn site. (either, "exploder" or "experience overloader")

by MrGlasco October 14, 2010

Primary Power Load

Means to load male sperm back into penile cavity with long pin or object

Im going to Primary power load the hell out of you

by Eansolo December 29, 2023

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

load transfer

A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.

Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?

No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.

by EngineeringPrinciples May 3, 2018