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Sab's Law 

Originating from iFunny, a law that states any sharp objects left on the ground will be fallen on, often multiple times.
"did you hear that Blaze kid got hit by Sab's Law?"
Sab's Law by Dallas C. January 15, 2020
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Bibarel's Law 

A step up from “Bidoof's law”, Bibarel’s law states that there will never be anything more joyous and repulsive than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to loli or otherwise underaged hentai characters”.
"Bibarel's Law strikes again."
Bibarel's Law by the elder gods April 7, 2020

Ethan's Law 

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.
Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.
Ethan's Law by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

Tarryk's Law 

A grammar/spelling error dramatically increases the chances that a meme will go viral.
1.) Moreso than likes, Facebook algorithm will increase the frequency of a post appearing on the feeds of friends & followers if it receives comments.
2.) A meme with grammar/spelling errors will always get more comments than the same meme without errors, due to the people who cannot resist pointing out the error.
3.) The meme with flaws will go viral long before the meme without flaws.
Result: Most of the viral memes you see on Facebook have at least one infuriating grammar/spelling error.
"My meme went viral before I realized it had a spelling error."
"Tarryk's Law strikes again."
Tarryk's Law by borderlinezen April 27, 2021

Carlin's Law 

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

George Carlin
You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!
Carlin's Law by ruralnoob May 5, 2021

Gooniör’s Law 

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.
“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”