by inuttedonyogirlsface February 11, 2017
*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski (surname also spelled Brofloski, Brosloski, Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Brovloski, Broflofski) is one of the 4 main characters on South Park. Kyle is best friends with Stan Marsh, and has a decent relationship with pretty much everyone else. His relationship with Eric Cartman can be pretty rough at times, though there have been positive moments between the two. Kyle is one of only 4 Jewish people in town, along with his younger brother, Ike, adopted from the amazing country of Canada, his father, Gerald, a lawyer, and his mother, Sheila, who’s mostly a stay-at-home wife. Kyle wears a lime green and dark green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that some Russians wore when the Soviet Union was around,) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and lime green mittens. Kyle is approximately 3 and a half feet tall, and weighs 83 pounds.
by BidenSucks September 28, 2021
by thecutester April 25, 2010
by ZachTheFNgod November 21, 2019
Noun: The act of licking your finger, then sticking it up someone's nose.
Verb: To lick your finger then stick it up someone's nose
Verb: To lick your finger then stick it up someone's nose
by broskizzle September 07, 2010
Kyle is a handsome and clever guy who gets straight A at school. He has like 2 billion friends all around the world and his iq is over 150. He is a genius and can master drums at the age of 4. He is the best hockey player in Asia.
by Boomernation January 21, 2021
The act of smothering your dick in wasabi and then sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim and stabbing them in the ear.
"I met this skanky bitch at the bar last night and i brought her home and gave her a spicy kyle, you should have seen the look on her face."
by Tater Tit Todd December 21, 2008