Joshua

A Josh just wants someone to love and have friends with but nobody likes you and you usally get rejected on dates.
Hey I like this girl she's so nice

Joshua ... you'll never get her
by Josh from school December 10, 2021
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A 'Joshua' is someone who eats their cereal with water instead of milk.
That guy poured water on Lucky Charms this morning, he's such a Joshua.
by notjoshuaa April 24, 2023
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Joshua

Someone who might not have all of their life together, but will show you disappointment in no matter what you do. Even when you try your best to do something to impress him, he will still find a way to be upset, but don’t worry, if you show him that you’re disappointed in him he becomes pouty in retaliation.
Oh man, Joshua really had to look at us like that after we said that joke, huh?
by SemprVigilantem July 24, 2021
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Someone who doesnt know the meaning of the word bet
I said the word bet in my group chat and one person didnt know what it meant, hes definitely a joshua
by Hahahaha2636473728284848 November 19, 2019
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Guy: who's that?
Girl: that's the worst person ever Joshua
by Joshuasucks May 16, 2022
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Joshua is your average high school boy with daddy issues. He is dating a girl from Slovenia most likely named Valentina. He is really tall and has dark hair. He is pretty sporty so be patient with him when you try to put him on potato diet. Friends call him Josh.
Valentina: I love Joshua...damn I want to f**k him
by i1have1a1name April 17, 2020
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Joshua is a super cool dude but also super shy who won’t talk to anyone if they don’t talk to him first but has a great personality and can most people laugh although he has a great personality he could never gather the courage to ask out a girl to save his life he may come off intimidating but is a very nice chill person
Joshua is so cool
by Joe Waffle December 01, 2020
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