jason

his dingaling is 1 in or less long
he is NOT pretty and he will never b smashed sorry jason

jason: lemme smash!!!!!
everyone who was ever born: no

by jasons tagalong is 1 inch February 25, 2017

Jason

The biggest pussy bitch that ever walked the fucking planet. He has a freckle on his dick and the doctors fucked up his circumcision. He doesn't care about anyone but himself and he acts tough and mysterious but he really gets his ass beat. He treats girls like objects and then dumps them in the trash.

Wow I hate Jason he's such an asshole!

by Beefjerkyhoe123 March 13, 2017

Jason

Jason is that boy. yes. that guy. that guy who will walk in the hallway, but then out of no where, starts running. He says weird stuff. It is hard to understand Jason, as you never know if he is being serious. Once hes on stage, you can't get him off. He never goes down with out a fight. Jason is nice. He makes you feel happy sometimes. But. No.

I know a Jason.

by jasonyeager10121 February 28, 2018

Jason

Jason is a sound lad that pulls all the beours.jason tends to be ginger and have bald patches

Jason has alopecia

by Coolswagmemelord May 14, 2018

Jason

hahahahahah jason ? stupid idiot nigga he's so fucktard i can't talk about that stupid name anymore

i wish all jason's will die

by by jason February 17, 2017

Freaky Jason

a gurl freak; broad down to do anything

Whats up wit them jasons from the hood

by Carlos Newson a.k.a. Celow June 28, 2003

Jason Genova

Basically a retard trying to be a bodybuilder.

A: Hey, did you see the new Jason Genova gym video?
B: I can't believe you actually watch that crap.

by 82,5% February 20, 2018