blonde moment

You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.

Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

Michael Moment

A moment in your life when/where Michael Jackson had an effect on you.

My Michael Moment is when i froze for a coupla seconds after watching his famous moonwalk for the first time & i tried to imitate it. It made me say is definying gravity? Did he really just do that?

by Likcwhoaa July 7, 2009

missy moment

Aggrivating a missy will result in the missy having a moment, commonly known as a missy moment.

In the event of a missy moment, be sure to keep a safe distance from the missy. At times, a short distance will not keep you safe. You may have to flee and take refuge far away from any missy.

Missy: ARRRRRR AAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!

Bobby: oo man that missy is having a moment!

Jim: what kind of moment, bobby?

Bobby: a MISSY moment!!!

Concerned citizens: RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS

by sosorrymissy March 15, 2009

preteen moments

Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it

Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!

by catmann5418 October 23, 2007

Trump moment

Being Indicisive at a moment's notice.

John: Why didn't you tell me you were going to a concert tommorow night?
Tom: I did,I called you three days ago and you said you didn't want to go .
John: I don't remember that phone call .
Tom: Yeaaah right,geez you and your"trump moments " makes me laugh at times.

by McSwaggmike May 13, 2016

Man moment

When someone does something idiotic.

Man: "All girls are the same </3"
Also Man: Can't take cock
Woman: That's such a, Man moment

by Violet bbg February 22, 2021

lightbulb moment

An event when one suddenly understands something even if the concept had been explained several times before.

Mark had one of those lightbulb moments when he saw the ocean for the first time and realized how huge it was when he couldn't see the other side.

by pkljm September 25, 2009