a boys girlfriend passed out from being piss drunk and he wakes her up by slapping her across the face and saying "good morning sunshine" he only should do this when she is acting like a stupid fuck the whole nite!!
by yummie February 17, 2005
A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
by olliedidthis April 07, 2018
by rhsone April 07, 2018
The pain reliever you take the morning after an all-night alcohol binge (aka tylenol, advil, excedrin, etc.) to relieve the pain of previously stated binge
Dude, I drank so many shots of tequila last night I can't even remember how many...gimme 2 of those Morning After Pill's so I can recover
by Sizzlepoof August 19, 2010
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
by TheMailManSmith April 07, 2018
Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.
Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.
Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.
by Obloid July 01, 2014
Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
by MaxNrg November 29, 2010