by Uppercunt March 6, 2015
Get the milk joustingmug. A measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. Used to illustrate how close a particular event is. As the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within 'milk range'.
by Over the Hill December 26, 2008
Get the Milk Rangemug. Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
Get the Chocolate Milkmug. 
by WillBarrowSir January 31, 2017
Get the Milk Blobmug. when u n ur homies chug multiple pints of milk all at the same time. Bonus points given to the first person to make a joke about jugs. Every Thursday is Milk Sesh Day. Possible side effects include "milk shivers".
Person 1: Aw man I'm gonna be late for class! Can you lie and tell the teacher I was in the bathroom?
Person 2: Nah I'm just gonna tell him you were having a milk sesh.
Person 2: Nah I'm just gonna tell him you were having a milk sesh.
by rotchmike290 January 23, 2020
Get the Milk Seshmug. by haha it’s me February 1, 2019
Get the Milk soupmug.