Hump Day HJ Special

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.

Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011

humpbump

I can define 'humpbump', but Urban Dictionary would refuse to publish it for no adequately explained reason. Again.

Apparently, correct spelling, acceptable grammar and a modicum of wit generally fails to "make the cut".

And yes, I have viewed extensive UD entries to gauge what material might be considered acceptable. Given the overall level of scholarship displayed in this *outstanding* specimen of vernacular lexicography, I suspect that any further submissions may need to be made using human faeces smeared on a tattered brown paper bag.

Thank you, and good-night. :p

humpbump: (n.) A prominent mons veneris.

by Bugzapper October 10, 2013

ramba hump

someone who you are planning to fool around with but end up have a four inch wang

My encounter with James was a real ramba hump.

It wouldnt suprise me if he was a ramba hump

by Stacey December 9, 2004

Bustin Hump

To bustin a hump means to work hard

I've been out all day bustin hump

by Jaoibh October 17, 2008

double hump pump

when a guy pushes two times in one thrust during sex. Usually causing multiple orgasms.

Joe used the Double Hump Pump to make his wife climax multiple times during intercourse.

by GB McPhee November 8, 2013

Sir Humpalot

A Royal Hump. Someone that seems to enjoy being an idiot and/or causing others grief.

I think it's time we put Sir Humpalot in his place.

by Humphrey H. Hump October 3, 2014

Hump

To carry somthing, uasually large, used mostly in Queens or The Bronx New York. Figure of speech used by men with brains the size of mosquitoes.

My fucking boss has me humping this fucking shit up three fucking floors.

by Papaya King October 18, 2008