Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

hard reset

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

on the booze hard

Someone who is an alcoholic. Someone who drinks a lot and very often, even during the day. Someone who is drunk all the time.

Girl 1: Hey can I sleep over at your house tonight?
Girl 2: Not tonight. You know my mom is on the booze hard. She'll be passed out.

by Ney Ney K. October 9, 2008

Boulevard Hard

Street cred/mental toughness when dealing with G's and local toughs in the hood.

Ya Man was talking mad craziness to me! I had to prove my Boulevard Hard by pullin' my Strap and showing who's Boss!

by Terry Bad Ice January 12, 2018

Hard Comedy

The scene in Death Note where the actor reacts to Ryuk showing up in a ridiculous way like a comedy.

The actor in Death Note acted like he was in a hard comedy

by TavABitch September 1, 2017

HARD DK

Hard dk, a donkey Kong amibo made by the brilliant mind of alpharad a youtuber. As hard dk is one of the strongest Amibos able to beat pro smash bros players.

Hard dk is dancing he’s going for an up smash

by The Lad(official) December 3, 2020

Hard Pickleback

When a girl takes a shot of vodka and the guy takes his wiener from the pickle jar and inserts it into her mouth.

“Our date went pretty good. We started out with dinner, then shots of vodka, and it then he gave me a hard pickleback! “
“I could tell the bartender liked me when he offered me a hard pickleback.”
“I knew he had a big dick when I asked him for a hard pickleback and he told me we would need to get a barrel.”

by Phoenixisonfire January 23, 2021