Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021

Gut and Butt

But and Butt is a man or woman who has an equally large butt and gut

Damn PK YOU GOT A GUT AND BUTT

by Poopy nut June 7, 2021

Gut bomb

When someone fills an empty pill capsule with a bunch of meth and swallows it. It's a gut bomb.

Yo, I swallowed a wicked gut bomb once, that shit had me looking out the window, picking my face, and surfing the carpet all at the same time!!

by BigDave24 September 22, 2025

guts lover beno

Dumbass nigga who can't pull any hoes in Akui

Only relevant because he got quarantined

Also a Berserk Dickrider

"Guts is better than Asta"

Guts lover beno stfu dumbass

by beno1991 March 20, 2022

Gut Piece

A persons belly.

Yo the gut piece is looking fat.

by HM99 February 16, 2019

Truckie guts

The kind of messed up perpetual digestive state that can only be fostered by sitting in a truck for 18 hours a day every day and subsisting entirely on servo sandwiches and kranskys.

The toilet at this servo is utterly destroyed. Must have been some serious truckie guts.

by arbpotatoes December 22, 2022

haggis guts

one whos arse smells more than most!

jeez you got some haggis guts lukey

by rageoss September 18, 2008