Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.
Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days
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Get the Pigeon Gut mug.when your gut feeling tells you to do something, but your head tells you not to do it. May also be applied to choices.
Brian, John, Lance and Max are deciding where to go. They give Max the choices because he is the youngest one here. He has to pick.
Brian: Max, would you like to go to Taco Bell, Arby's, In-and-Out, the diner or McDonald's?
Max: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this goes on for 30 minutes)
John: Guys, he's having a gut bugger. In-and-Out it is!
Brian: Max, would you like to go to Taco Bell, Arby's, In-and-Out, the diner or McDonald's?
Max: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this goes on for 30 minutes)
John: Guys, he's having a gut bugger. In-and-Out it is!
by moleonneck September 17, 2023
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Look at that hot chick over there, I’d like to punch her right in the pussy guts with my tube steak.
by The Real Mark Pugner September 23, 2023
Get the Pussy guts mug.A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.
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Get the gut glue mug.A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.
We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.
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