Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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Get the GOONING mug.a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
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Get the goon rat mug.(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
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Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
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