Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

Through Rose Colored Glasses

A 2008 open-source novel. It's a work of science fiction by American author Andre Infante.

Man 1: Dude, I'm reading this novel online called Through Rose Colored Glasses. I can edit it too!
Man 2: Wait...
Man 2: So basically, you're editing someone else's writing for free?
Man 1: Yeah, dude - it's totally web 2.0!
Man 2: Why am I hanging out with you again?
Man 1: I locked you in my basement, remember? Now let's play dress-up.

by Andre Infante June 19, 2008

Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

by Pcpyro October 24, 2022

Tall glass of water

Alcohol, you can drink a 8 oz glass of water, but can you drink 8 oz glass of Vodka. That’s a tall glass of water.

Your adding 4 shots of Tequila to your Margarita, that’s a tall glass of water

by SniperSmiley July 31, 2019

Mysterious Glass o' Milk

Where you gather 5 or more friends(male or female) and offer everyone a glass of milk. Prepare the drinks in the kitchen, using all similar glasses except one. Quickly bust a nut into the odd glass out before pouring the milk. Bring all of the drinks to the table and let them choose their fate. Sit back and await your victim.

Person 1: I've played plenty of crazy party games in my day, but that was unexpectedly gross!
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.

by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass

A way to loose America's Got Talent intently

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass, WHERE'D IT GO? ITS UP MY ASS!!

by AceTheLemon November 10, 2022

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019