Text Fighting

Having a disagreement and arguing via text messages. Usually occurs when a cowardly guy avoids hearing his girls voice yelling at him over the phone.

Meg: What happen last night?!

Joyce: Jim lied about going out with his friends last night. He wouldnt pick up his phone so we started Text Fighting.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

Flight 370

The flight I wish you took.

You: "Hey Anon, what flight should I take?"
Me: "Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"
You: "Ok, thanks!"

by MalaysiaAirlinesFlightMH370 May 12, 2014

comment fight

When some retard who you don't know makes a comment about a comment you made on someone else's Facebook status leading to a series of re-commenting. Generally, the begins the fight by said retard mocking your comment.

Typical comment fight-

Comment: "what do you expect, you live in Texass"

Retard comment: "Someone doesn't know how to spell."

Comment: "Dude, do you not understand the play on words: TEX-ASS."

Retard comment: "You spelled it wrong again."

Comment: "You are a retard."

by chauch12 May 23, 2010

fighter

Fighter is a proud student of the great Knight; Vargus. In Fighter's Camp '86, he mastered the 12 ZodiaKenshido sword styles. Unfortunately, he failed the class and met Black Mage therefore making Black Mage's life living heck. He is now used as BM's meatshield, loyal companion, and idiot. Fighter does whatever he can to make Black Mage happy, but he always ends up making him angry.

To this day, Fighter continues struggle to perfect Sword-Chucks, two swords attached by a chain.

Fighter is a lovable moron with a heart of gold and the brain of a Sword-Chuck. His deity is Dr. Swordopolis; the very incarnation of sword.

Fighter used two-fisted monkey style attack on a horde of hideous monsters after attempting (and failing) to remember what Vargus had taught him about what to do in an identical situation.

by froofmyster April 20, 2004

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

fighting in the alps

A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.

Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.

by xmalefic June 25, 2007

Chicken fighting

Chicken Fighting is when a girl uses a mans shoulders for sexual stimulation

Molly went to the river to go Chicken Fighting with Rider

by Elizaaaaa__ June 29, 2017