old fruit 

Cockney rhyming slang:

Translated as meaning a friend or an acquaintance.

Alright, me old fruit?" is an example of this as "fruit gum" is translated as meaning "chum "(meaning a friend or an aquaintance).

old fruit by UpthehillJack August 25, 2013

Noob Fruit 

A noob fruit is a homosexual noob, called so because of 'going gay' on somebody and being a noob at almost the same time or the same time. Some good examples...
Zac NewtonFruitNoob

A fruit = homosexual of some kind
A noob = ....noob?

Therefore a Noob Fruit is a homosexual noob.

Noob Fruit by My Little Pony Rules April 16, 2008

a fruit 

a fruit is another word for a "gay" person.

is Tom gay?

Yeah! He's totally a fruit!

a fruit by maizlat April 29, 2014

gardant fruit 

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

gardant fruit by fucko May 19, 2005

Vagina Fruit Salad 

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

Vagina Fruit Salad by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Vorare-fruit-ia 

The fruit version of vorarephilia, (often shortened “fruitvore) a sexually fruit vore of being eaten alive

Mmm you taste good, I think it’s called “vorare-fruit-ia” get it? “Vorarefruitia”? You know, it’s the fruit version of vorarephilia, nuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Vorare-fruit-ia by ladyfzesimp February 23, 2022

Forbidden Passion Fruit 

A child whose parents are siblings. First used by Arnold Rimmer in an episode of the British Sci-Fi TV series "Red Dwarf".

I met someone from Arkansas last week. And not forbidden passion fruit, either.

Forbidden Passion Fruit by Zirilax June 14, 2010